#30SecondBeerReview · #FPLBeerClub
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There Does Not Exist — San Luis Obispo, CA
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3 / 4
I'd recommend trying it
Tasting Notes
Appearance
Clear golden with lively carbonation. The Pilsner malt delivering clean, bright clarity — this is a pale ale that looks exactly as crisp as it drinks. No haze, no ambiguity.
Aroma
Explosive dank — the brewery's word, and accurate. Feijoa and passion blossoms upfront, that distinctive tropical-floral Mosaic quality at full DDH expression. Blueberry underneath. Hippie lettuce in the background — earthy, cannabis-adjacent, identifiably Mosaic at high concentration. All four elements the brewery names are real and present.
Palate
Explosive dank — the brewery's word, and accurate. Feijoa and passion blossoms upfront, that distinctive tropical-floral Mosaic quality at full DDH expression. Blueberry underneath. Hippie lettuce in the background — earthy, cannabis-adjacent, identifiably Mosaic at high concentration. All four elements the brewery names are real and present.
Finish
Dry and crisp. The dankness and tropical character fading into a clean hop-bitter close. Medium-short, resolves completely.
The Verdict
TDNE's single-hop Mosaic statement — Pilsner malt, zero funny business, DDH BRO. Feijoa, passion blossoms, blueberry, hippie lettuce. 5.5% ABV, 60 IBU, explosive dank, dry finish.
— Stephen · Contributing Factor Brewing · 29 Sep 2022
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